*Alisha and I are walking down a road*
Me: Ahh this is so relaxing!!
*Secretly, two people are hiding in a bush behind us*
Guy: Okay there they are. You know the plan, right?
Girl: Yeah, I take the girl by surprise and kill her, while you get the boy.
Yes… this should be easy as..
*Suddenly, a gun is cocked in his face, and the camera pans upward to see me pointing it. Alisha is holding a knife, while at the same time looking adorable as heck*
Me: Oh, I don’t think you should do that…